Hallelujah, the sea has parted and I can see the promised land! After 6 years, 4 months I am finally, FINALLY, finished potty training.
I have three autonomous potty kids who stay dry all night long. Everybody breathe with me now, whewwwwwwwww!
I don't want to see another diaper, pull up, a little plastic bag full of fun from school, or a damp sheet. No more wiping butts, wait, what is that feeling I am having? What is that pang in my chest? OH DAMN IT! ::sniffling:: MY BABIES ARE GROWING UP! ::sniff, sniff::
I know what you are saying, Woman you can't have it both ways, I get it. I really do, so where one door closes another window opens up.
Now I have to make good on the Disneyland promise.