Tuesday, May 20, 2008

OLD

The Egyptian Pyramids
The Mayan & Aztec Pyramids
The Dead Sea Scroll
Lucy
Dinosaurs
The Coliseum in Rome
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Stonehenge
The Great Wall of China

and newly added to the list: ME

Don't misunderstand, I am not one of the great wonders of the world but I do fall into the old category. I have gone the way of the geez, grayed out, shriveled up, past my prime, 2 % fat free (which means 98% fat included), O. L. D.

If the Husband had not been permanently cauterized, my eggs are dropping like lemmings escaping the cataclysmic end I would have ended up being the first woman to have quadruplets with out science being involved. I would like a hippity hop with feet and itty bitty arms and I don't thing this plan was well thought out, Master?

So there it is. Inching my way to old. I have no review mirrors or the beeper to back up.

1 comment:

  1. You are not shrivled, you are not cracking,and you are certainly not old! You are a vibrant, spirited, beautiful, woman whom has the perfect amount of wisdom and child-like wonder! Love ya sis!

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